THE NAIROBI FOOD BUFFET

Let me start by saying I am foodie, as in I love food and I love visiting new places to taste good food up until the day I went to try sea food and damn did I have a shocking realization. That is the day my tongue was so swollen to fit in my mouth and apparently if I stayed any longer my own tongue would have choked me to death, but no worries now I am good now but extremely sad that I will never experiment with oysters and the likes.

Now do not get me wrong I am not bougie, I love class but I like me my "kuku porno " from Mc fry's, but once in a while a girl needs to style up and go have some nice cuisine food, well definitely not sea food. So my dear readers today you will get some tips of choosing a restaurant to visit coz guess what you are what you eat. And just a side bar we foodies don't count calories because chewing is also exercise, just kidding, we walk it out later relax and have some fun now.

1. There are some obvious things like please know what you are planning to have for dinner whether its vegetarian, to Chinese, Italian or even the local joint nyama choma.

2. Proximity, the Kenyan people and anyone I know likes to sip on something grown up at dinner and sometimes it can be a little bit over two glasses and oh no way are we spoiling the fun with the hand of the law up our business. So make sure its close to home and no alco-blow will blow the party away.

3. Space and atmosphere. Do I really need to explain this, when you got out of the house you knew the kind of crowd your feeling like, jazzy soft music or you all the way turn up ratchet, I trust you to get this in control pumpkin.

4. Recommendations and GOOGLE. Oh this are your closest friends as around may be someone is a silent foodie and you sit right next to them. They will definitely have some insight that you don't so don't hold back and if your shy then Google is your friend. Everyone is on the world wide web these days and if they are not and no one is talking about them, hone y don't that is just a call for help.

5. Fun times, just make sure the place has your kind of vibe when you get there and no one said you cannot walk out the minute you smell a ........ I don't want to spoil your appetite.

From one foodie to another
Cheers to a great dinner party
Bernice Wairima